I'd like to formally apologize for missing a couple of days... I mean every resolution has to be broken somehow, right? But I know you all sincerely missed my posts, so I'm super sorry you had to go without hearing from your number one blogger.
Alright, now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, it's ranting time. Topic? Grammar.
Now, I'm no English teacher, and I do have my fair share of mistakes in life, but let's get one thing straight.
You're, your. To, too, two. Their, they're, there.
Okay, so that was three, but really guys?? These are literally the easiest things to know the difference between. And people switch them ALL the time. I think facebook might be an English teacher's nightmare. So I decided, out of the kindness of my heart to help y'all out here.
You're the best. Your facebook page. I want to go clubbin'. This is too rad. I had two pizzas last night. Their bags are super cute. They're super weird. Check out that attractive man over there.
Help much? You're welcome.
Now this may be an oxymoron, but part two of this post is my other pet peeve. Those few people that designate themselves as the facebook grammar police. Now, I hate it as much as the next guy when someone misspells something, or uses the wrong form of you(')r(e), but let me tell you something. Just because you comment EVERY time saying "*neighbor lol" does not make you seem smart, or funny. It makes you obnoxious.
That's really all I had to say.
Notice: I'm not trying to be the "grammar police" in part one of the post. Just a sister trying to help a girl/boy out!
Also notice: the punctuation and grammar in the following pictures. I know, they're funny. But they have a good message, so take it to heart please :)
jess
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